8/24/21 - "You heard it here first Messi AND Ronaldo will one day play together, and it will be at Inter Miami CF. MLS will bend their own rules backwards to make this happen!"

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Lionel Messi is barely in the door at Paris-Saint Germain but he has already held talks with Inter Miami; Harry Kane back on Spurs team sheet. We're over this tbh; Mikel Arteta has 5 games to get it together or else lol.

Former President of the El Salvadorean Soccer Federation admits that he agreed to receive Over $350,000 in bribes.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Nice, Marseille Game Abandoned After Bottles Thrown And "Players Attacked"

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: MLS All-Star game versus Liga MX All-Stars is this Wednesday

Female Intended Play: USWNT star Christen Press, coach Freya Coombe join NWSL expansion club Angel City FC; Racing Louisville defeats FC Bayern Munich in The Women's Cup.

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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