Full Kit Wankers: A Soccer Podcast
Steven and Andrea
Steven Baquerizo and Andrea Pilar proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while dropping some chisme, and hot takes.
Episodes
11/9/21 - "A week full of hiring and firing of managers. Ole stays put, Newcastle appoint Eddie Howe, and Spurs land Conte?!?"November 09, 2021
10/26/21 - "Does Conte or Zidane even want Ole's job? Who want to coach a bunch of temperamental bitches?!"October 26, 2021
10/19/21 - "I'm living for this Mauro Icardi + Wanda Nara drama! Spill the tea!"October 19, 2021
10/12/21 - "I've been a Newcastle fan ever since Santiago Muñez scored that banger free kick against Liverpool to gain Champions League. The OG's know."October 12, 2021
10/5/21 - "Neymar is a meme lord now with that tweet 🤣 #FacebookDown #InstagramDown #WhatsAppDown." October 05, 2021
9/14/21 - "International break is over! We're back with our regularly scheduled program."September 14, 2021
8/31/21 - "HAPPY TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY! Can it get any crazier? Probs not.."August 31, 2021
8/24/21 - "You heard it here first Messi AND Ronaldo will one day play together, and it will be at Inter Miami CF. MLS will bend their own rules backwards to make this happen!"August 24, 2021
8/17/21 - "CLUB FOOTBALL IS BACK -- THE PREM IS BACK! Biggest Takeaway: Fans are back!...no...BUZZ BUZZ MUTHA%#*/ER I'M A BEE NOW!"August 17, 2021
05/25/21 - "Wait..we didn't qualify for Europa League?!...What the hell is Europa Conference league?!"May 26, 2021
05/18/21 - "Why did you spell Pulišić like that? -- Because that's HOW you spell it! -- Are we in Poland or something?"May 18, 2021
05/04/21 - "Someone texted me over the weekend saying, Old Trafford insurrection?!?!"May 04, 2021
04//27/21 - MANSPLAINING EDITION, Episode 3: "European Super League talk this week is like microwaving leftover Chinese food."April 27, 2021
04/20/21 - "EMERGENCY POD: Is soccer (football) dead?!..."April 20, 2021
04/13/21 - "CHALLENGE -- Andrea will not say: Tottenham. Hotspurs. Harry. Kane. Jose. Mourinho. Manchester United. Will she pass?!"April 13, 2021
04/06/21 - "I guess we should call this episode the "Mansplaining Edition" since I'm super-subbing for Andrea and its just the lads."April 06, 2021
3/30/21 - "Next pickup game we play we are splitting teams based on what vaccine you got. You captain Pfizer, I captain Moderna."March 30, 2021
3/16/21 - "Naglesmann and Haaland are in everyone's mouth these days. They should be a bundle package. Best 2-for-1 deal this upcoming Summer."March 16, 2021
3/9/21 - "Bigger than soccer goss: This Royal Family tea!...I don't even know -- why are we doing this episode? Like das it, end it right there."March 09, 2021
3/2/21 - "I might be Nostradamus -- I might be Hinge for your soccer teams! Like, I'll be able to match you with the club of your dreams."March 02, 2021
2/23/21 - Couper Gunn (Sports Equality Foundation) x FKWs "We want to show people that not only is it possible to be queer and an athlete, but it's empowering to be both."February 23, 2021
2/16/21 - Stat Sean x FKWs "I got you, I can break this down for you. I play Football Manager"February 16, 2021
2/9/21 - Rachel Breton x FKWs "My platform serves a purpose: give back. It goes beyond connecting a pass or scoring a goal on the pitch."February 09, 2021
2/2/21 - Jonas Worth (You Can Play Project) x FKWs "making sports spaces safer and more inclusive for the LGBTQ+ community."February 02, 2021
1/26/21 - "Frank Lampard SACKED; Ex-PSG manger, Tuchel, tipped as his successor. Its as if all these top managers are playing a game of "Musical Chairs."January 26, 2021