8/17/21 - "CLUB FOOTBALL IS BACK -- THE PREM IS BACK! Biggest Takeaway: Fans are back!...no...BUZZ BUZZ MUTHA%#*/ER I'M A BEE NOW!"

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 4! The Full Kit Wankers connect via Zoom (for the foreseeable future -- gotta see wasp with this delta variant) for another socially distant weekly episode!

Hot soccer goss: Unless you've living off the grid or are Andrea's dad, Messi made all the headlines with his transfer to PSG. But that's old news now. We are now learning about Barca's "worrying" finances. Veteran players of the club are taking pay cuts!

UEFA may have a solution in mind to over-inflation: a salary cap with a "luxury tax". A little too late if you ask us.

Super League is evidently still a thing for 3 of the 12 founding clubs. Let it go bro.

Not Cool Moment of the Week: Footballer accused of sexual assault after stars 'invited seven women to stadium orgy'

Across the pond we got our usual Premier League recap.  We go over the rest of the weekend fixtures. La Liga /Bundesliga/ Serie A/ Ligue 1 roundups!

In our own Backyard: Seattle thrashing Portland in an unforgettable Cascadia derby

Female Intended Play: Carli Lloyd retiring after decorated soccer career

Remember, stay safe out there FKWs and remember you've got subs if you need 'em! ⚽️🤘 

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